Where Are My Lembas?

WHERE ARE MY LEMBAS?

By Frodo Baggins, September 6, 2014

Word Count: 245

Rating: G

Summary: A humorous knock off of the children’s song, used to frame an argument between Legolas and Gimli.

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O where, O where have my lembas gone?

O where, O where can they be?!

I’ve looked in the sack and I’ve looked on the ground!

O where, O where can they be?!

O Gimli, have you seen the lembas?

O where, O where can they be?!

You better not have just consumed them!

O where, O where can they be?!

O Legolas, I didn’t eat them!

O where, O where can they be?!

Maybe you, my good elf, consumed them yourself!

O where, O where can they be?!

O dwarf, how dare you accuse me!

O where, O where can they be!

You probably ate them and are trying to frame ME!

O where, O where can they be?!

O elf, you’d better watch your tongue,

O where, O where can they be?!

Just find them real fast ’cause I’m very hungry!

O where, O where can they be?!

O lazy one, you go find them yourself!

O where, O where can they be?!

However hungry you are, you aren’t as hungry as me!

O where, O where can they be?!

O you have really said it now!

O where, O where can they be?!

For dwarfs are not as lazy as elves!

O where, O where can they be?!

O Gimli, let’s not fight anymore!

Let’s just eat our fill!

For the lembas I have just now found –

YOU WERE SITTING ON THEM!!!

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