Where Are My Lembas?: A Lord of the Rings Poem

Where Are My Lembas?: A Lord of the Rings Poem

O where, O where have my lembas gone?
O where, O where can they be?!
I’ve looked in the sack and I’ve looked on the ground!
O where, O where can they be?!

O Gimli, have you seen the lembas?
O where, O where can they be?!
You better not have just consumed them!
O where, O where can they be?!

O Legolas, I didn’t eat them!
O where, O where can they be?!
Maybe you, my good elf, consumed them yourself!
O where, O where can they be?!

O dwarf, how dare you accuse me!
O where, O where can they be!
You probably ate them and are trying to frame ME!
O where, O where can they be?!

O elf, you’d better watch your tongue,
O where, O where can they be?!
Just find them real fast ’cause I’m very hungry!
O where, O where can they be?!

O lazy one, you go find them yourself!
O where, O where can they be?!
However hungry you are, you aren’t as hungry as me!
O where, O where can they be?!

O you have really said it now!
O where, O where can they be?!
For dwarfs are not as lazy as elves!
O where, O where can they be?!

O Gimli, let’s not fight anymore!
Let’s just eat our fill!
For the lembas I have just now found –
YOU WERE SITTING ON THEM!!!

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