BY G. CONNOR SALTER The following document was found in 1972 by Blaparusian-born British scholar Cairn Gllabestorreon (no relation) during a trip to the Serene Codswallop Library in Spike-on-Tent, Ticketyshire, England, while he was seeking a legendary translation of the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher Fragment from medium-high...