Sincerely, Maleficent
Dear Santa, For sixteen years I’ve watched with bitter disappointment as every other king, queen, lord, lady, commoner, and fairy has received whatever their heart desired from your great big bag of toys while my…
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The Centaurs’ Chronicle: A Chronicles of Narnia Poem
I watch the stars, for they are mine to watch. The Lion’s song created them and all of us. As they cascade through the sky, I watch the first constellations form and our voices lift…
The Tash Files – Chapter 42 – King Tirian
My Dear Kurtvon, Well, you just beat all, don’t you? Of course, you do. You beat all of your colleagues, both ancient and current, in officially being the stupidest employee that I’ve ever had. I…
The Tash Files – Chapter 41 – Jewel
My Dear Alas, I must say, it was a delight to my eyes when I saw your patient and your colleague, Kurtvon’s, turn themselves over to those Males from that country that likes me more…
The Tash Files – Chapter 40 – Emeth
My Dear Pela, Let me assure you that I didn’t want to have to bother you at such a critical time. I mean, as an employee who guards the soul of a Male varmint who…
An Annoyingly Awesome Story
On the first day of the week, the Widow left her home early in the morning and walked into town. The sun was bright and warm and the dew wet grass quickly dried as she…
The Tash Files – Chapter 39 – Poggin
My Dear Eppo, Don’t you find all these delightfully tasty-looking varmints hilarious? Well, I certainly do and I think that I’m entitled to have a great party. After all, I’m about to take my rightful…
The Tash Files – Chapter 38 – Puzzle
My Dear Slexi, It has been simply a delight to my eyes to enter into the Enemy’s chosen country and find so many varmints who are living so comfortably and securely within the routine of…
What the Cock Saw on Friday Night
He sat on the high wall that surrounded the high priest’s courtyard, a stately silhouette that no one ever really noticed. If they had looked up and it wasn’t the dark of night, the passersby…
The Tash Files – Chapter 37 – Shift
My Dear Hitler, Did I really just hear a varmint call for me to come into the Enemy’s chosen country? Oh, my me, it is a delight to my ears to be invited into that…