Let us build a statue of Sergeant Schultz
Standing bravely at the door of Baracke 2
With a bouquet of flowers in one mighty hand
And a slice of apple strudel in the other
And on the base let there be deeply engraved
“In war I do not like to take sides”
On the reverse we will write, “I see nothing!”
And then perhaps on the sides, “Ach du liebe!”
Let us build a statue of Sergeant Schultz
On earth’s last ever battlefield