On the first day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
an evil golden Ring.
On the second day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
two glowing eyes and an evil golden Ring.
On the third day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
On the fourth day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
four points for Sting, three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
On the fifth day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
five half-pints … four points for Sting, three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
On the sixth day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
six near-death experiences, five half-pints, four points for Sting, three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
On the seventh day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
seven hiding spots, six near-death experiences, five half-pints, four points for Sting, three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
On the eight day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
eight travelling companions, seven hiding spots, six near-death experiences, five half-pints, four points for Sting, three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
On the ninth day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
nine hunting Nazgul, eight travelling companions, seven hiding spots, six near-death experiences, five half-pints, four points for Sting, three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
On the tenth day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
ten lands a-crossing, nine hunting Nazgul, eight travelling companions, seven hiding spots, six near-death experiences, five half-pints, four points for Sting, three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
On the eleventh day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
eleven Elvish gifts, ten lands a-crossing, nine hunting Nazgul, eight travelling companions, seven hiding spots, six near-death experiences, five half-pints, four points for Sting, three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
On the twelfth day of Yuletide, my uncle gave to me
twelve weeks to get rid of it, eleven Elvish gifts, ten lands a-crossing, nine hunting Nazgul, eight travelling companions, seven hiding spots, six near-death experiences, five half-pints, four points for Sting, three trolls of stone, two glowing eyes, and an evil golden Ring.
