The Tash Files – Chapter 7 – Mr. Tumnus
My Dear Nazi, How dare you! How dare you! Have I not—for the last millennia, I might add—been preaching vigilance to you worthless fools? Have I not repeatedly warned you that the Enemy would eventually…
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The Tash Files – Chapter 6 – Queen Swanwhite
My Dear Narci, I can’t believe how stupid you are. Well, actually, I can, but that’s beside the point. I mean really, I just can’t believe that you had to ask me for suggestions on…
The Tash Files – Chapter 5 – Moonwood the Hare
My Dear Tele, Guess what? I’ve got a secret to tell you. However, before I let you in on this juicy little tidbit, I must demand that you take an oath of secrecy. Am I…
The Tash Files – Chapter 4 – King Gale
My Dear Atychi, You’ve got to be the most worthless excuse for a demon that I’ve dealt with in the past few centuries. I mean really, did you realize that you’re as worthless as you…
The Tash Files – Chapter 3 – The Jackdaw
My Dear Lauggas, Do you know what I just finished doing? I just finished reading through some reports about how my little devils are handling their assignments in the field. I got these reports from…
The Tash Files – Chapter 2 – Fledge
My Dear Aeth, Do you know what I hate about you? Oh no? Well, let me tell you, your worthless cretin. Besides the fact that I hate you because hating is simply what I do,…
The Tash Files – Chapter 1 – King Frank and Queen Helen
My dears Et and Hyl, Ah, just look around, you two worthless morons, look around. The Enemy has just created a disgustingly beautiful world and now we’re going to ruin it. I have no doubt…
Journey to the Past – Chapter 8: Saying Farewell
The morning dawned clear and sunny with lively birds chirping outside her window as Susan rolled out of bed. How ironic that they were preparing a nest for the arrival of a new brood while…
Journey to the Past – Chapter 7: Return to Anvard
It was indeed indescribable to ride through the pass after so many centuries. Caspian rode at the head of the entourage but the Pevensies rode beside Corin, reminding each other in rambling stories about the…
Journey to the Past – Chapter 6: Farewell to Friends
Caspian dispatched Twinklefinn to the ship as Peter hailed a passing Hawk to fly on to Anvard with news of Corin and asked a sparrow to make for Cair Paravel. Then they dove back into…