The Tash Files – Chapter 16 – Prince Rabadash
My Dear Jester, Well done, my diabolical employee, well done. I’m really at a loss for words when I look at the record of awesome sins that your patient has racked up; the best and,…
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The Tash Files – Chapter 15 – Lasaraleen
My Dear Placebo, Let me start out by saying how gratifying it is to write to an employee who is on their talons while they’re doing my work. I’ll bet that, even with all your…
The Tash Files – Chapter 14 – Hwin
My Dear Orp, Silence is a wonderful thing, isn’t it? I mean, I could go on and on about the benefits that silence holds for my side. When there is silence the Enemy’s ranks usually…
The Tash Files – Chapter 13 – Bree
My Dear Nyct, It has come to my attention, through various unmentionable sources, that you’ve begun to question my great power and authority in the Enemy’s shabby world. Really? How could you be so stupid?…
The Tash Files – Chapter 12 – Prince Corin
My Dear Lary, Well, I’m sure happy that you got to spend some time down in that country that loves me and hates the Enemy. Believe you me, I completely understand your need, as an…
The Tash Files – Chapter 11 – Aravis
My Dear Poliomy, I really can’t tell you how dumbfounded I am that all your brilliant work has so quickly evaporated into nothing. What happened? I mean really, it wasn’t very many weeks ago that…
The Tash Files – Chapter 10 – Prince Cor
My Dear Schizo, Oh, how I hate you. Let me count the ways. The first, and really only reason that I hate you is because you’re a complete idiot. I mean really, do I need…
The Tash Files – Chapter 9 – King Lune
My Dear Everyman, Is this report on your performance correct? I mean, seriously, you’d better tell me that it’s a little off. I mean sure, I’d prefer it if it were completely wrong, but I…
The Tash Files – Chapter 8 – Mr. and Mrs. Beaver
My Dears Div and Orce, Did I read the field report on you two buffoons’ recent performance correctly or could my spy—err, a passerby that just happened to notice and then just happened to mention…
The Tash Files – Chapter 7 – Mr. Tumnus
My Dear Nazi, How dare you! How dare you! Have I not—for the last millennia, I might add—been preaching vigilance to you worthless fools? Have I not repeatedly warned you that the Enemy would eventually…